Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Sarddar 1st time JAHAAZ
Sarddar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha,Jahaaz runway pe chal raha tha,Sarddar ne pilot ko Zoor se thapar mara or
bola:Mujhe dair ho rahi hay or tu By ROAD jaa raha hay..!!
bola:Mujhe dair ho rahi hay or tu By ROAD jaa raha hay..!!
Lazy boy
Lazy boy:apa 1 glass paani de do,
appa:Khud uth k le lo,
boy:apa plz de do na..!!
apa:Ab manga to thapar mardongiboy:Thapar marne aoo to paani lete ana..
appa:Khud uth k le lo,
boy:apa plz de do na..!!
apa:Ab manga to thapar mardongiboy:Thapar marne aoo to paani lete ana..
Teacher and Student
Teacher:Aam K Aam Or Ghutliyon k Dam Ka kiya Matlab hay...
Student: Emran Hashmi....
Teacher: Wo Kese..?.....
Student: Wo Pese bhi Le Letta hay Or Pappi Bhi...!!=))=))
Student: Emran Hashmi....
Teacher: Wo Kese..?.....
Student: Wo Pese bhi Le Letta hay Or Pappi Bhi...!!=))=))
Pathan and American
American pathan se: Hum chand pr ja skta hy.
Pathan : To kya hua Hum to soraj pr ja skta hy.
American Impossibe : Tum jal jao ge?
Pathan : Hum ullo nhi Hum rat me jaye ga...
Pathan : To kya hua Hum to soraj pr ja skta hy.
American Impossibe : Tum jal jao ge?
Pathan : Hum ullo nhi Hum rat me jaye ga...
Saas aur Bahoo
SAAS : Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay,chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
Sardar and His Son
Sardar: Tere result ka kya banya?
Beta: Madam kehndi si es class vich 1 saal hor lagna ay.
Sardar: Saal chahay 2-3 hor lag jayen bus fail na hoen
Beta: Madam kehndi si es class vich 1 saal hor lagna ay.
Sardar: Saal chahay 2-3 hor lag jayen bus fail na hoen
Pathan and Molvi
Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai......
Molvi: Nahi,Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai......
Pathan & his Wife
Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chalta hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV....
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chalta hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV....
shop keeper and Khan
Khan: You cheated with me.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Khan: No..Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Khan: No..Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
Sambha: Sardar 2Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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